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San Diego votes to turn all bike lanes into stand up paddle boarding lanes effective immediately
In an unprecedented move following the recent deluge, San Diego’s City Council has voted unanimously to convert all existing bike lanes into stand-up ...
San Diego Locals Launch ‘Bring Xi Jinping Here’ Campaign, Hoping for a Citywide Cleanup Miracle
San Diego, CA – In an unprecedented move, residents of San Diego have started a petition to invite Chinese President Xi Jinping to ...
Bike Lanes Coming to I-5 in an Effort to Relieve Traffic and Save the Environment
City planners have unveiled an ambitious new project to add bike lanes to the San Diego portion of Interstate 5. Under the new ...
Sea Lions Vote to Build a Wall Around La Jolla Beaches
LA JOLLA, CA – In an unprecedented move, the sea lion community in La Jolla held a historic vote last Tuesday to erect ...
New PB Parking Meters programmed to charge double for Arizona license plates
PACIFIC BEACH, CA – In the coming days, the City of San Diego will be installing parking meters on Garnet Avenue, between Mission ...
California Launches Rocket in Sky to Distract Residents from Soaring Gas Prices
In an audacious attempt to divert public attention from the escalating fuel costs, California’s state officials have reportedly commissioned the launch of a ...
Balboa Park Haunted Trail Now Year-Round Attraction, Courtesy of Resident Zombie Population
The Balboa Park Haunted Trail is here to stay, and it’s bigger and more realistic than ever, thanks to a growing population of ...
California Burrito Carne Asada to Fries Ratio: The Indicator of Economic Recessions
In a stunning study, economic experts have identified a new, foolproof measure for predicting economic downturns, and it’s not what you’d expect. It’s ...
Animal Activists Advocate for Vegan Sharks After Sea Lion Attack in La Jolla
Marine biologists are left scratching their heads after a group of San Diego-based animal rights activists started a campaign to turn the city’s ...
San Diego Resident Finally Watches Saved Sunset Videos
In a turn of events that left fellow San Diegans flabbergasted, one brave local did the unthinkable: he rewatched his saved sunset videos. ...