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Rattlesnake Season in San Diego: What Every Hiker and Dog Owner Needs to Know
Everything you need to know about rattlesnake season in San Diego — which species live here, where you’ll encounter them, what to do if bitten, and how to keep your dog safe.
Best Late Night Food in San Diego
San Diego closes early, but these 10 spots don’t. From 24-hour diners to 4 AM taco runs, here’s where to eat when the rest of the city is asleep.
Padres Opening Day 2026: Everything You Need to Know
The Padres kick off 2026 at Petco Park on March 26 vs. the Tigers. Here’s everything you need to know — roster, parking, food, and which games to circle on the calendar.
Top things to do this weekend in San Diego – March 13 to March 15
This weekend in San Diego is absolutely loaded. CRSSD Festival takes over the Waterfront with two days of …
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Arizona Residents Now Buying Gas in Bulk to Sell to Californians at a Premium
In what economists are calling the most predictable black market in American history, Arizona residents have begun reselling gasoline to desperate Californians at a 40% markup.
Westfield UTC Announces New One-Hour Fitness Program: Shopping Under Pressure
In response to the newly imposed one-hour free parking limit, Westfield UTC shoppers are now encouraged to power-walk, jog, or even sprint through their errands to avoid additional fees.
San Diegans Celebrate as Strong Winds Heroically Take Down Parking Meters
SAN DIEGO — In a stunning turn of meteorological events, this week’s powerful winds have been officially nominated for “San …
San Diego Considers Charging a Fee to Watch the Sunset
SAN DIEGO — City officials announced this week they are considering a proposal that would charge residents and visitors to …
Groundhog Day Report: While East Coast Gets More Winter, San Diego Gets 48 More Weeks of Perfect Weather
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA — In a moment that shocked absolutely no one west of Arizona, the Groundhog Day forecast confirmed that …
San Diego Rents Drop For the First Time Since 2010; Landlords Begin GoFundMe Campaigns To Cope With Trauma
San Diego landlords woke up this week to the horrifying news that rents have, for the first time in 15 …
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