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Westfield UTC Announces New One-Hour Fitness Program: Shopping Under Pressure
In response to the newly imposed one-hour free parking limit, Westfield UTC shoppers are now encouraged to power-walk, jog, or even sprint through their errands to avoid additional fees.
San Diegans Celebrate as Strong Winds Heroically Take Down Parking Meters
SAN DIEGO — In a stunning turn of meteorological events, this week’s powerful winds have been officially nominated for “San Diegan of the ...
San Diego Considers Charging a Fee to Watch the Sunset
SAN DIEGO — City officials announced this week they are considering a proposal that would charge residents and visitors to watch the sun ...
Groundhog Day Report: While East Coast Gets More Winter, San Diego Gets 48 More Weeks of Perfect Weather
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA — In a moment that shocked absolutely no one west of Arizona, the Groundhog Day forecast confirmed that the East Coast ...
San Diego Rents Drop For the First Time Since 2010; Landlords Begin GoFundMe Campaigns To Cope With Trauma
San Diego landlords woke up this week to the horrifying news that rents have, for the first time in 15 years, dropped by ...
Balboa Park Rolls Out New Museum Exhibit: Empty Parking Lots
Balboa Park, never one to miss an artistic opportunity, has debuted its boldest new installation yet: “The Museum of Empty Parking Lots.” As ...
FAA Flight Cuts Leave Tourists Heroically Coping With Perfect 70° San Diego Weather
SAN DIEGO — As the FAA slashes flights nationwide, thousands of tourists at San Diego International Airport are bravely enduring the unspeakable hardship ...
San Diego Parking Enforcement Issues Parking Ticket to Plane During Emergency Landing
In what critics are calling a ‘bold new chapter in city revenue generation,’ San Diego Parking Enforcement issued a $68 citation Monday to ...
Bird Dropping and Sea Lion Stench at La Jolla Cover Overpowering Tijuana Sewage Stench
SAN DIEGO, CA – La Jolla Cove is known for its stunning views, high-end shopping, and foul smells from the local wildlife. Lately, the ...
San Diego City Council Balances $37 Trillion Federal Debt With Recent Parking Increases
This week, the San Diego City Council voted 5-2 to approve a sweeping set of changes to parking fee rules. The latest in ...