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New PB Parking Meters programmed to charge double for Arizona license plates
PACIFIC BEACH, CA – In the coming days, the City of San Diego will be installing parking meters on Garnet Avenue, between Mission ...
California Launches Rocket in Sky to Distract Residents from Soaring Gas Prices
In an audacious attempt to divert public attention from the escalating fuel costs, California’s state officials have reportedly commissioned the launch of a ...
Balboa Park Haunted Trail Now Year-Round Attraction, Courtesy of Resident Zombie Population
The Balboa Park Haunted Trail is here to stay, and it’s bigger and more realistic than ever, thanks to a growing population of ...
California Burrito Carne Asada to Fries Ratio: The Indicator of Economic Recessions
In a stunning study, economic experts have identified a new, foolproof measure for predicting economic downturns, and it’s not what you’d expect. It’s ...
Animal Activists Advocate for Vegan Sharks After Sea Lion Attack in La Jolla
Marine biologists are left scratching their heads after a group of San Diego-based animal rights activists started a campaign to turn the city’s ...
San Diego Resident Finally Watches Saved Sunset Videos
In a turn of events that left fellow San Diegans flabbergasted, one brave local did the unthinkable: he rewatched his saved sunset videos. ...
San Diego man and woman meet up for a date without flaking on each other – Miracles Do Happen!
San Diego, the city of sun, surf, and last-minute canceled plans, recently witnessed an event that has shaken the city to its core ...