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California Proposes New ‘Step Tax’ to Replace Gas Taxes: Get Ready to Pay for Every Step You Walk!


In a bold new move to replace gas taxes, California is considering a “Step Tax” where residents would pay based on the number ...

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Arizona Scientists Within 2 Years of Developing Own California Burrito


In a surprising development, officials have announced that Arizona has everything it needs to build its own California burrito. The news came during ...

Illegal Yoga Classes Removed from Designated Hobo Camping Areas


San Diego city officials have mobilized park rangers to remove free yoga classes from parks and beaches. The move was made following an ...

San Diego votes to turn all bike lanes into stand up paddle boarding lanes effective immediately


In an unprecedented move following the recent deluge, San Diego’s City Council has voted unanimously to convert all existing bike lanes into stand-up ...

San Diego Locals Launch ‘Bring Xi Jinping Here’ Campaign, Hoping for a Citywide Cleanup Miracle


San Diego, CA – In an unprecedented move, residents of San Diego have started a petition to invite Chinese President Xi Jinping to ...

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Bike Lanes Coming to I-5 in an Effort to Relieve Traffic and Save the Environment


City planners have unveiled an ambitious new project to add bike lanes to the San Diego portion of Interstate 5. Under the new ...

Sealions in San Diego wearing "Make La Jolla Great Again" hats with a "Build the Wall" protest sign

Sea Lions Vote to Build a Wall Around La Jolla Beaches


LA JOLLA, CA – In an unprecedented move, the sea lion community in La Jolla held a historic vote last Tuesday to erect ...

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New PB Parking Meters programmed to charge double for Arizona license plates


PACIFIC BEACH, CA – In the coming days, the City of San Diego will be installing parking meters on Garnet Avenue, between Mission ...

Rocket Launch during increasing gas prices

California Launches Rocket in Sky to Distract Residents from Soaring Gas Prices


In an audacious attempt to divert public attention from the escalating fuel costs, California’s state officials have reportedly commissioned the launch of a ...

Haunted Trail

Balboa Park Haunted Trail Now Year-Round Attraction, Courtesy of Resident Zombie Population


The Balboa Park Haunted Trail is here to stay, and it’s bigger and more realistic than ever, thanks to a growing population of ...