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Swingin’ Friar Rumored Frontrunner for Next Pope
SAN DIEGO, CA — Following Pope Francis’ passing on April 21st, the Catholic Church is looking to hit a real home run selecting ...
San Diego to Impose Tariffs on Dodgers Fans
SAN DIEGO, CA — In a bold move hailed by sports fans and embittered bartenders alike, the City of San Diego has announced ...
CA Bans Parking Within a Quarter Mile of Wherever You’re Going
SAN DIEGO, CA — Beginning in 2025, new legislation takes effect, prohibiting Californians from parking within one quarter of a mile from anywhere ...
Prop 36 Passes, Making Repeat Theft a Felony – California Thieves Consider Moving to Oregon
California, USA — With the passage of Proposition 36, California voters have sent a clear message to habitual shoplifters, petty thieves, and professional ...
Tijuana River Pollution Crisis Sparks New San Diego Spa Trend: ‘Toxic Mud Baths’
San Diego – As the Tijuana River’s pollution problem worsens, local officials have found a creative way to turn disaster into a health ...
San Diegans Declare San Diego the Worst City in California, Encourage Everyone to Move to LA Instead
In a groundbreaking new survey conducted by absolutely no one official, San Diegans have unanimously declared their beloved coastal city to be the ...
California Proposes New ‘Step Tax’ to Replace Gas Taxes: Get Ready to Pay for Every Step You Walk!
In a bold new move to replace gas taxes, California is considering a “Step Tax” where residents would pay based on the number ...
Arizona Scientists Within 2 Years of Developing Own California Burrito
In a surprising development, officials have announced that Arizona has everything it needs to build its own California burrito. The news came during ...
Illegal Yoga Classes Removed from Designated Hobo Camping Areas
San Diego city officials have mobilized park rangers to remove free yoga classes from parks and beaches. The move was made following an ...
San Diego votes to turn all bike lanes into stand up paddle boarding lanes effective immediately
In an unprecedented move following the recent deluge, San Diego’s City Council has voted unanimously to convert all existing bike lanes into stand-up ...