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Prop 36 Passes, Making Repeat Theft a Felony – California Thieves Consider Moving to Oregon
California, USA — With the passage of Proposition 36, California voters have sent a clear message to habitual shoplifters, petty thieves, and professional ...
Tijuana River Pollution Crisis Sparks New San Diego Spa Trend: ‘Toxic Mud Baths’
San Diego – As the Tijuana River’s pollution problem worsens, local officials have found a creative way to turn disaster into a health ...
San Diegans Declare San Diego the Worst City in California, Encourage Everyone to Move to LA Instead
In a groundbreaking new survey conducted by absolutely no one official, San Diegans have unanimously declared their beloved coastal city to be the ...
California Proposes New ‘Step Tax’ to Replace Gas Taxes: Get Ready to Pay for Every Step You Walk!
In a bold new move to replace gas taxes, California is considering a “Step Tax” where residents would pay based on the number ...
Arizona Scientists Within 2 Years of Developing Own California Burrito
In a surprising development, officials have announced that Arizona has everything it needs to build its own California burrito. The news came during ...
Illegal Yoga Classes Removed from Designated Hobo Camping Areas
San Diego city officials have mobilized park rangers to remove free yoga classes from parks and beaches. The move was made following an ...
San Diego votes to turn all bike lanes into stand up paddle boarding lanes effective immediately
In an unprecedented move following the recent deluge, San Diego’s City Council has voted unanimously to convert all existing bike lanes into stand-up ...
San Diego Locals Launch ‘Bring Xi Jinping Here’ Campaign, Hoping for a Citywide Cleanup Miracle
San Diego, CA – In an unprecedented move, residents of San Diego have started a petition to invite Chinese President Xi Jinping to ...
Bike Lanes Coming to I-5 in an Effort to Relieve Traffic and Save the Environment
City planners have unveiled an ambitious new project to add bike lanes to the San Diego portion of Interstate 5. Under the new ...
Sea Lions Vote to Build a Wall Around La Jolla Beaches
LA JOLLA, CA – In an unprecedented move, the sea lion community in La Jolla held a historic vote last Tuesday to erect ...