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Steak from Born and Raised

San Diego’s Best Steakhouses: Where Locals Savor Prime Cuts

Steak in San Diego hits different—whether you’re craving a throwback red-boothed classic or that modern, showy scene with tableside …
Sauna at Ocean Pacific Gym

The Best Gyms in San Diego: Where Locals Sweat

Finding a gym in San Diego is more than just picking a place to lift – it’s about community, …
American Flag at the Pacific Beach Boardwalk during sunset.

Things to do on Memorial Day Weekend in San Diego – 2025

Memorial Ceremony Fort Rosecrans Memorial Day Ceremony May 26, 2025 Sometimes you honor the day by firing up the …

Top things to do this weekend – May 15–May 18

⚾ Sports & Outdoor Events La Jolla Half Marathon May 17 Ready to run 13.1 miles with views better …

LOCAL SATIRE


Pothole with a Coke branding on it

San Diego To Solve Budget Crisis By Selling Naming Rights to Each Pothole


Facing a $31 million budget hole and rapidly dwindling reserves, the City of San Diego announced this week an innovative plan to sell naming …
San Diego Version of Monopoly

New Monopoly Game Features $1 Million Starter Loans For Accurate California Experience


Hasbro is bringing board games into the brutal reality of the California housing market with their latest release, Monopoly: California Dreamin’ Edition. Gone are …
Bathroom Sign on Sidewalk

Ocean Beach Unfazed by Public Bathroom Closures—Locals Prefer Sidewalks Anyway


San Diego, CA — As the City of San Diego prepares to close public restrooms at beaches for the winter, officials expected waves of …

Swingin’ Friar Rumored Frontrunner for Next Pope


SAN DIEGO, CA — Following Pope Francis’ passing on April 21st, the Catholic Church is looking to hit a real home run selecting the …
Dodgers Tariffs

San Diego to Impose Tariffs on Dodgers Fans


SAN DIEGO, CA — In a bold move hailed by sports fans and embittered bartenders alike, the City of San Diego has announced sweeping …
a parking meter officer giving a parking ticket to a car

CA Bans Parking Within a Quarter Mile of Wherever You’re Going


SAN DIEGO, CA — Beginning in 2025, new legislation takes effect, prohibiting Californians from parking within one quarter of a mile from anywhere they …