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Top things to do this weekend in San Diego – June 5–8 2025

Sports Giro di San Diego GranFondo June 7, 2025 Come for the cycling, stay for the Italian flair—because nothing …

Things to do this weekend in San Diego – May 29–June 1 2025

Festival Fiesta del Sol (Solana Beach) May 31 – June 1, 2025 Sun, sand, and over a dozen bands? …
Steak from Born and Raised

San Diego’s Best Steakhouses: Where Locals Savor Prime Cuts

Steak in San Diego hits different—whether you’re craving a throwback red-boothed classic or that modern, showy scene with tableside …
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The Best Gyms in San Diego: Where Locals Sweat

Finding a gym in San Diego is more than just picking a place to lift – it’s about community, …

LOCAL SATIRE


MLS Mulls Official Fan Cage Fights: “Winner Gets Free Tacos and Bail Money”


In a bold move to embrace what fans call the “true SoCal derby spirit,” Major League Soccer reportedly floated a new initiative: official fan …
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San Diego To Solve Budget Crisis By Selling Naming Rights to Each Pothole


Facing a $31 million budget hole and rapidly dwindling reserves, the City of San Diego announced this week an innovative plan to sell naming …
San Diego Version of Monopoly

New Monopoly Game Features $1 Million Starter Loans For Accurate California Experience


Hasbro is bringing board games into the brutal reality of the California housing market with their latest release, Monopoly: California Dreamin’ Edition. Gone are …
Bathroom Sign on Sidewalk

Ocean Beach Unfazed by Public Bathroom Closures—Locals Prefer Sidewalks Anyway


San Diego, CA — As the City of San Diego prepares to close public restrooms at beaches for the winter, officials expected waves of …

Swingin’ Friar Rumored Frontrunner for Next Pope


SAN DIEGO, CA — Following Pope Francis’ passing on April 21st, the Catholic Church is looking to hit a real home run selecting the …
Dodgers Tariffs

San Diego to Impose Tariffs on Dodgers Fans


SAN DIEGO, CA — In a bold move hailed by sports fans and embittered bartenders alike, the City of San Diego has announced sweeping …