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Comedy
Des Bishop LIVE!
Feb 13, 2026
Des Bishop is bringing his rapid-fire Irish-American wit to the Gaslamp Quarter for a show that hilariously bridges the gap between Queens and Cork. The American Comedy Co provides a killer speakeasy vibe for this intimate set where you can catch a global comedy star up close. Grab a drink to satisfy the two-item minimum and prepare for a masterclass in cultural observation before he jets off again.
Hermanos De Leche Gira: Tour Mundial
Feb 13, 2026
Get ready for unfiltered chaos as Adrián Marcelo and La Mole bring their wildly popular podcast dynamic to the stage just in time for Valentine’s weekend. These \”milk brothers\” are taking over the Balboa Theatre with the kind of specific Mexican slang and dark humor that practically requires full fluency to appreciate. Grab your tickets now for a night that guarantees a rowdy crowd and zero censorship.
Zoltan Kaszas: Worldwide(ish) Tour
Feb 14, 2026
San Diego’s favorite cat dad is bringing his deadpan delivery back home for the ultimate Valentine’s Day date night. Skip the overpriced prix fixe dinner and head to the Balboa Theatre to laugh at his hilariously relatable takes on marriage and introversion. It is honestly the best way to spend the holiday whether you are coupled up or just avoiding the romance.
Festival
San Diego Tattoo Arts Festival
Feb 13-15, 2026
If your skin is looking a little too blank or you just really enjoy watching people swallow swords, this takeover of the Del Mar Fairgrounds is your kind of party. Hundreds of artists are on deck to help you make some permanent life choices while you distract yourself with live sideshow entertainment. Come for the fresh ink and stay to see how many fire breathers it takes to distract you from the needle.
Mardi Gras 3-Day Downtown San Diego Crawl
Feb 13-15, 2026
If you have ever felt the urge to collect plastic necklaces while navigating a sea of tourists on Fifth Avenue, this three-day bender is your time to shine. Your wristband unlocks entry to over 20 venues and drink specials that might make you forget it is not actually Tuesday yet. Just try to pace yourself since the samba dancers and capoeira performers definitely have more stamina than you do.
CARNAVAL 2026
Feb 14-15, 2026
Skip the overpriced prix fixe dinner this Valentine’s Day and head to the Andaz for a Brazilian blowout that will actually get your heart racing. You can sweat it out on the dance floor with vibrant samba dancers and live percussion instead of making awkward small talk over a candlelit table. It is the perfect excuse to trade chocolates for caipirinhas while pretending you are in Rio.
San Diego Lunar New Year Festival
Feb 14-16, 2026
Kick off the Year of the Fire Horse by ditching the overpriced Valentine’s Day set menu for some actual excitement and firecrackers at Officer Jeremy Henwood Memorial Park. This massive free festival features non-stop lion dances and enough Southeast Asian street food to make you completely forget about your diet resolutions. It is the perfect spot to bring the family or a date who prefers culture over candlelight.
Holiday
Valentine’s Week Gondola Cruises
Feb 13-15, 2026
Save the airfare to Italy and pretend the Coronado Cays are the canals of Venice with this ultra-romantic private cruise. You get fifty minutes to woo your date with included truffles and cheese while a professional gondolier handles the heavy lifting. Grab a reservation immediately because these slots vanish faster than a box of chocolates in a break room.
North Park Valentine’s Skate Party
Feb 15, 2026
This free outdoor skate meetup happens the day after Valentine’s, making it the perfect excuse to burn off those chocolate calories or distract yourself from your relationship status. Head to North Park at noon to show off your moves, because falling on the concrete is honestly less painful than modern dating in San Diego.
Music
Valentines Super Love Jam
Feb 13, 2026
Nothing screams romance quite like swaying to \”No Diggity\” with thousands of other locals at the Sports Arena. If you messed up Valentine’s Day last year, this massive lineup of old-school legends including Blackstreet and Baby Bash is your absolute best shot at redemption. Just make sure you practice your high notes in the car because the whole crowd will be singing along to every single slow jam.
Deorro
Feb 14, 2026
Nothing screams true romance quite like skipping the overpriced prix fixe dinner to get sweaty with strangers at Nova SD. Deorro is bringing the high-energy Panda Funk beats to the Gaslamp just in time to save you from a boring Valentine’s Day date. Expect a massive crowd and a set that will definitely last longer than your last relationship.
Jason Mraz Foundation presents DREAM at CCAE
Feb 14-15, 2026
Nothing says romance quite like spending Valentine’s weekend with San Diego’s favorite avocado farmer turned global pop sensation. He is teaming up with five local nonprofits for a heartwarming show in Escondido that supports inclusive arts education and features guest artists like MILCK and Raul Midon. It is the perfect excuse to skip the overpriced prix fixe dinner and feel good about where your money is going instead.
Sports
San Diego Gulls vs Bakersfield Condors
Feb 14, 2026
Forget the overpriced candlelight dinner and watch some teeth fly at Pechanga Arena this Valentine’s Day. There is arguably no better bonding experience than cheering on our Gulls with a cold beer in hand while the Bakersfield Condors get pummeled. It represents the perfect non-traditional date night that is significantly more exciting than a stale box of chocolates.
Cupid’s Skate Party at Gallagher Square
Feb 12-15, 2026
Nothing says true romance like watching your date try to stay upright on wheels, so head to Gallagher Square for this inaugural skating pop-up. Between the floral bouquet stations and the optional nightcap in the Diamond Room, it’s a massive upgrade from the usual dinner and a movie routine. If you’re riding solo or just want to avoid the coupley vibes, aim for Friday night’s Galentine’s session to skate under the lights with your crew.
Coronado Valentine’s Day 10K, 5K & 1 Mile Fun Run
Feb 15, 2026
Nothing screams romance like sweating profusely next to strangers, but at least the distinct relationship status bibs will save you the awkward small talk while you run. Whether you are looking to find a soulmate mid-stride or want to renew vows with the one you are already chasing, this Tidelands Park tradition covers all the romantic bases. The massive post-race party with live music is also the perfect excuse to carb-load away any lingering regrets from the actual holiday.
